Taking the Fun Out of It

All of a sudden I'm really excited for the extras and unlockables sure
to be included in Tiger Woods PGA Tour '11 (yes, Tiger '10 has already
been out for about 4 months). Here's my wish list:

* Updated hole locations
* Enhanced cell phone integration - schedule online games, erase text
messages to cocktail waitresses, and be reminded not to leave your
name in voicemails.
* In game thesaurus for looking up big words to use in place of 'cheating'
* New Taylor Made R9 drivers playable in game
* New driveway challenge - assume the role of scorned wife and see if
you can keep PGA superstars from leaving the driveway. Choose your
club wisely!
* Enhanced Wii Motion Plus Support
* Additional responses for requested police interviews - in addition
to 'yes' and 'no' from last year, 'reschedule indefinitely' now added
as an option
* Hundreds of new player animations to select from
* Hundreds of skanky women to select from
* Accident faker mini game - based on a random assignment of mode of
transportation, weapon wielded by wife, and stationary road obstacle
and try to make it look like an accident before the cops show up
* High stakes skins challenge
* Updated 'hole locations'

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